• attractive boy: hi i'm famous
• attractive boy: hi i'm gay
• attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
• attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
• attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
• attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
• attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
• attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
• attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

Me in class.

• Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
• Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
• Me: ugh, split ends.
• Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
• Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
• Me: just act like you understand.
• Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
• Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
• Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
• Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
• Me: I hate you all.
• Me: someone shoot me.